Quadrophenia: Turn on the light

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Turn on the light

Okay so my blog is growing bit by bit, surely by surely. I am now linked in one other person's blog, a person who is crazy. Lovely, I can't seem to get away from my own people. Hopefully you are not crazy as you are reading this and enjoying it for what it is, writing that you enjoy.

I wonder if someone has done a map of the blogiverse. Maybe a pie chart. 15% of the Blogiverse are English Majors trying to get a deal. Coming in with a modest 17% are recipe blogs. The average age of a "Look at my party!" blogger is 16-22. The statistics of what gets posted to the blogiverse in a single day will average 36% bad poetry.

I need blog stats so I can start my revolution.

Have you figured it out already?

*I can't add new page elements right now, so here is where I am putting in the results of the poll.

The man wielding rape in a bottle fought valiantly with the ninja with one arm. They were deadlocked and a victor could not be determined. The ant with the IQ of 189 made a strong inititally showing, but was just barely beat out by the fearsome duo. Nobody fucked with the Unicorn, probably because he had Aids.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Hello, and welcome to my blog, let me fill you in a few key things so that you can get the full experience in the moment. Experiences in the moment are very powerful things. They are probably one of the most important things. As some of my readers put it "He likes to go off on tangents."

I do. It is lovely.

This has generally been the trend so far with me posting. I will make a post. I will continue this into another post. I will continue this into another post. Sometimes there will be 20 posts in a day. I try to keep them short.

Here's the kicker. You read them backwards. In the way you are reading them, you read the end of the conversation and me talking about what I was just talking about which you will find out next. Kurt Vonnegut didn't experience time backwards, but he often made references to experiencing time out of order. Here, you will experience my time backwards. It is just how I roll.

I have made subtle references to a revolution.

Also, one note about my links section. These are mainly blogs that have linked to me. Check them at your own risk.

Coolness Ratio

Started 12:12 am December 16, 2007 Comments are an awesome way to tell how your blog is doing, but many people read and feel the need not to comment. Then you the reader have no idea of your stance in society, and how many other like minded people like you like me. It is quite a bit. If this number seems low to you, that is because I am just getting started, so read and tell your friends. If this number seems high to you, that means you are starting to join the in-crowd. It is true. I am starting a revolution.

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Saturday, December 15, 2007

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