Was it wicked of me to kiss her when she couldn't have me?

This party was fairly interesting.

Lars had been talking about it for a week, and he invited all the people he knew that he liked, and a few of their friends. I knew most of them. A chunk of them were from the Honors dorm, and one was a mutual friend who wanted to bring two of his friends. I think Lars and I invited (of who came) 10 people or so, I knew all of them, and was on good terms with most.

Lar's girlfriend has an entirely seperate set of friends. She belongs to a sorority, so all of her friends are in sororities and fraternities. It is a wonder why she has such a low opinion of people, but I will say nothing more on that.

I was interested in what the fuck was going to happen, Plus it was Lars party, and he wants me to be his best man, so of course I am going to go.

The sorority party part was this. About five sorority girls, two who talked to each other the whole time before leaving, and then as the night progresed, small groups of boys would come, stay for a little bit and leave. The boys would generally talk about sex and boners and porn. Each individual group coming in one after the other would talk about the same thing. Penis

Then Lars and I mutual friends come over and are talking amongst themelves. Our friends didn't know the frat guys, and the frat guys didn't know them. Conversation would attempt a few times, but the frat guys were primarily interested in talking about penis to the sorority sisters. Can't say I blame them, I couldn't think of any witty but not too complicated weiner jokes, so I mostly listened to the play by play and read people's reactions. I also moonlighted with my friends and funneled a beer and drank a shit load of rum.

At some point one of the sorority girls gets a hair up their ass about Lars friends being there, but not me. I think it was because I was laughing at the stupid guy that everyone was making fun of. All of Lar's and my friend's are outside, because they do not know anybody else but each other, and the initial introductions fell flat. The sorority girl goes outside and makes up a street and says there is a keg party there, tell them I sent you, this party is lame and we will all be there.

I am not stupid. They had no intention of going to the keg party. She was basically kicking Lars friends out, who were already outside to begin with.

*sigh* I kind of figured this was going to happen. I didn't say anything to Lars from the get-go because why would I be pessimistic? Why do people get realism and pessimism confused all the time.

The honors kids aren't stupid. They realized that they had just gotten kicked out of a party their friend Lars invited them too. They went to find the party, I stayed. I planned on drinking what was left of the liquor there, and then joining my friends later with Lars once the booze was gone.

One guy there who wasn't in a frat, me him and Lars talked for awhile about some interesting stuff. We walk back in the living room and hear a guy go "Hey Ron, I bet you like that blowjob porn!"

Is this for real? Is this happening?

The keg party doesn't exist, and I convince Lars to come join me with some girls back at the dorm. Lars grabs a bottle of rum, and we go and have a really good time. I stay up all night talking to this one chick who turns out to be pretty damn smart, and in the morning Lars is on the phone with his girlfriend, bitching her out, another glorious fight that will quickly get swept under the rug.